These jokes are people too.

yay!

- a.

How’s Your News reporter Justin Vest interviews Ben Affleck after a Democratic Convention panal. PHYSICAL FEATS! It’s Chuckie Sullivan.

-S.

MLB Hall of Famer, 3,000 hits, 13-time All-Star, World Series ring, Golden Glove winner, 1980 AL MVP and current Kansas City Royals Vice President George Brett everybody! To everyone else born after the rise of the internet he’ll just be known as the coach that shit his pants.

-S.

when illiteracy isn’t such a bad idea.

-a.

we for sure need to save that bird.

- a.

in regards to pregnancy tests, what is considered “failing”?

-a.